Posted by: reasondeceives on: November 29, 2007
gaydars aren’t
working today
come back next week
moulin rouge’s on HBO
what makes a man gay?
i never know
and tomorrow’s lotto numbers
too
did he play with barbie
as a child?
who felt he’s always been
different?
was it boy george
or maybe his sisters?
they might be lesbians
after all
i love those metrosexuals
in pink tees and italian shoes
their 50$ face cream
and hairstyle really work
only they’re horny most
of the time
leave me alone, will you?
i still have to figure out
if that’s exciting, liberating,
confusing or
scary
i don’t mean to call you
gay, george
here, paint your fingernails
pink
it’s the latest on GQ
